I did it. I took the deep dive down to the underworld and tried out for a reality show. I suppose the depravity of this show isn't quite so low as say Paradise Island because our audition was for a new show called 'Eat the Clock' for the Food Network. The premise is simple: contestants race around the city to complete food-based challenges until someone wins, pukes, cries, or dies. The show name has now changed to 'City vs. Chefs' which also explains how the incredible food adventurers audition my brother and I did was not chosen as one of the 'outstanding' videos (contestants all have to be chefs now which wasn't the original qualification). All griping aside because I went to college instead of culinary school and without further ado, it is my joy to bring 'Food Adventurers' from all of me to all of you:
One last note as this entertainment marinates in your brain, each one of those stories are 100% true and 100% stupid.
Rachel 'Tha Pizza Cutta', Food Adventurer, OUT!